airhead: stupid person.  ace: excellent, great. 
 Adam and Eve - Rhyming Slang for 'believe' 
 aggro - short for aggravation or violence 
 amber fluid : beer 
 anorak - geek, nerd. 
 apples and pears - Rhyming Slang for 'stairs'. 
 armpit: dirty, unappealing place. 
 arse / ass [slightly offensive] (1): backside. 
 arse / ass (2): an unworthy person. 
 arse about/arsing about - to fool around 
 arse-about-face: something that is in a mess or crooked 
 arseholed: very drunk 
 arvo : afternoon 
 Aussie : Australian 
 awesome: great and impressive. 
 backhander (1): a payment given, normally in a secretive fashion. 
 backhander (2): hit someone. 
 ball (1): a fun time. 
 ball [slightly offensive] (2): a testicle. 
 ballistic - to go mad with rage 
 bang [slightly offensive](1): to make love 
 bang (2): a powerful effect. 
 banged up - to be put in prison. 
 bangers - another name for sausages. 
 barbie : barbecue, grill. 
 barf (1): vomit. 
 barmy - a foolish person, mad. 
 barney - row, violent argument. 
 beans: money. 
 beast [offensive] - an ugly woman. 
 beat: tired. 
 beemer: a BMW. 
 bent (1): a 'gay man' 
 bent (2): 'stolen'. 
 biggie: something important. 
 biker: a motorcycle rider. 
 bikkie : biscuit 
 bimbo - a young woman considered sexually attractive but of limited intelligence. 
 bird - woman/girl/girlfriend 
 bitch [offensive] (1): a very unpleasant woman. 
 bitch [offensive] (2): complain. 
 bitchy [slightly offensive]: moody. 
 bitzer : mongrel dog (bits of this and bits of that!). 
 bladdered - very drunk 
 blag - a robbery 
 bloke - man 
 blotto - 'very drunk' 
 blue (1) - XXX; dirty, hot, steamy, pornographic 
 blue (2): domestic fight or row. 
 bluey - pornographic film 
 boat race - Rhyming Slang for 'face'. 
 bod: body. 
 bonkers; go bonkers: crazy. 
 bonzer : great. 
 booboo: a mistake. 
 bovver - trouble, usually fighting. 
 booze: alcohol. 
 boozer (1): a pub 
 boozer (2): someone who likes alcohol. 
 Brahms and Liszt - Rhyming Slang for 'pissed' (drunk). 
 brass monkeys - cold weather 
 bread: money. 
 brew (1): tea or coffee. 
 brew (2): beer. 
 brill - short for 'brilliant'. 
 bull: bullshit; lie. 
 bullshit [offensive]: lie; dishonesty. 
 bugger - a mild form of abuse or an exclamation. 
 bunk-off - to be absent without permission 
 bunk-up - to make love. 
 bushed: extremely tired. 
 butt: the buttocks, bottom. 
 cabbage - someone who is a bit slow or stupid 
 cakehole - mouth.. 
 catch some rays: get some sunshine. 
 char / cha - tea. 
 cheesy: cheap; lacking in good taste. 
 chicken: coward. 
 chook : a chicken 
 chuck up: vomit 
 chuck a sickie : take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy. 
 ciggy - slang for cigarette. 
 cock and bull story - a rubbish story, nonsense. 
 (to) cop it - to die, to get into trouble. 
 cool: excellent; superb. 
 cooler, the: gaol; jail; prison 
 couch potato: a person who watches too much television. 
 cozzie : swimming costume 
 cranky : in a bad mood, angry. 
 crap [slightly offensive] (1): something worthless. 
 crap [offensive] (2): excrement. 
 crap [slightly offensive] (3): falsehoods and lies. 
 crikey - an expression of astonishment. 
 crust - money / wage. 
 cushy - easy. 
 dead cert - something that is definite. 
 deck: to hit someone. 
 dicey: unpredictable; risky. 
 dickhead [slightly offensive] - an idiot, fool. 
 dill : an idiot. 
 ding-dong - argument or fight. 
 dipstick - idiot, fool. 
 dirt: extremely bad person. 
 dirty: offensive; pornographic. 
 div/divvy - stupid or slow person. 
 doodle - something thats easy / no problem. 
 dodgy - dubious person or thing. 
 dog [offensive] - an ugly girl. 
 done over - beaten up 
 dope - a slow or stupid person. 
 doobry - a nonsensical word used when you forget the name of something 
 dorky: strange; peculiar. 
 dosh - money. 
 dosser - down-and-out, tramp. 
 down under : Australia and New Zealand. 
 Drongo : a dope, stupid person. 
 dude: a male. 
 dump [slightly offensive] - to defecate. 
 dyke [offensive] - lesbian. 
 dynamite: powerful; excellent. 
 dinosaur: something out of date or old fashioned. 
 earbashing : nagging, non-stop chatter. 
 evil: great; excellent. 
 eyeball: to stare long and hard at someone or something. 
 eyepopper: something or someone visibly astounding. 
 fab: fabulous. 
 face-off: confrontation. 
 fag [offensive] (1): homosexual 
 fag (2): cigarette 
 family jewels - Rhyming Slang for testicles. 
 far out - splendid. 
 fart [offensive] (1): an escape of gas from the bowels. 
 fart [slightly offensive] (2): an unpleasant person 
 fat head - an idiot or dull person. 
 fender-bender: small accident. 
 filth [offensive] - the police. 
 fit - sexually attractive. 
 five finger discount - shoplifting. 
 flaky: unpredictable. 
 flashback: sudden memory. 
 flick (1): film; movie. 
 flick (2): to give something or somebody the flick is to get rid of it or him/her 
 floating : intoxicated 
 floozie - a mistress or girlfriend. 
 flommox - confuse 
 flutter - a bet (on horse racing or football) 
 footie - Abbreviated form for football. 
 for crying out loud ! - a expression of frustration or anger. 
 forty winks - a short sleep or nap. 
 fox: attractive, alluring person. 
 freebie: something that does not cost money. 
 French kiss : kissing with the tongue. 
 full monty - 'the whole lot', everything. 
 full-on - powerful, with maximum effort. 
 funny farm - mental hospital or institution. 
 funny money - counterfeit money. 
 gaff - house or flat. 
 gander - to look at. 
 geek: an unattractive person who works too hard. 
 get it: to understand something. 
 glitch: flaw. 
 gobshite [offensive] - someone who talks rubbish all the time. 
 go bananas: go slightly mad. 
 good onya : good for you, well done 
 goof (1): make a mistake. 
 goof (2): a silly and foolish person. 
 goof off: waste time. 
 goof up: make a mistake. 
 goofy: silly. 
 Gordon Bennet - an exclamation. 
 grand: one thousand dollars. 
 grass: marijuana. 
 greaser - slang name for a 1950's style man. 
 grog : alcohol, beer. 
 grub: food. 
 grubby: not clean. 
 grungy: unclean and stinky. 
 gut: a person's stomach; belly. 
 guts: courage. 
 gyno - gynaecologist 
 hacked off - fed up, annoyed. 
 hairy: difficult; dangerous. 
 ham-fisted - clumsy. 
 hammered - drunk. 
 handcuffs: an engagement ring or wedding ring 
 hang a left: make a left turn. 
 hang a right: make a right turn. 
 headcase - mad 
 hep: sensible; informed. 
 her ('er) indoors - wife, girlfriend. 
 hickey: a love bite on the skin. 
 hip: sensible; informed. 
 hole in the wall - a cashpoint machine or bankomat. 
 hoo-ha - trouble; commotion. 
 hooker: prostitute. 
 horny: in the mood for sex, sexually stimulated;. 
 hot (1): sexy. 
 hot (2):popular. 
 hottie : hot water bottle 
 huff - bad mood. 
 humungous: really big. 
 hump (1) - to have sex. 
 hump (2) - bad mood. 
 hyper: overly excited. 
 icky: unpleasant. 
 I.D.: identification. 
 iffy - dubious, doubtful. 
 I'm outta here: I'm leaving; I'm departing. 
 in: fashionable. 
 ivories: teeth. 
 jack around: waste time. 
 jam (1): trouble. 
 jam (2): improvise (musically). 
 jamming, to be : going well. 
 jammy - lucky. 
 jerk: stupid or annoying person. 
 jock: someone good at sports. 
 K : a thousand. 
 keep your hair on - "keep calm". 
 kick back: relax and enjoy. 
 kick the bucket: die. 
 kip - sleep. 
 knackered - exhausted. 
 knees up - party. 
 knock: condemn, criticise. 
 knockout: beautiful woman; handsome man. 
 knock back : refusal (noun), refuse (transitive verb) 
 kook: peculiar person. 
 kraut [slightly offensive] - German 
 laid back: relaxed; calm. 
 lairy - loud, brash. 
 lame: incompetent. 
 legless - very drunk. 
 limp wristed - a gay man. 
 lip: cheeky talk. 
 loaded - someone with a lot of money. 
 loo : toilet 
 loser: a bungling and worthless person. 
 lost the plot - crazy/mad. 
 love handles: excess fat around the waist. 
 luvverly jubberly - wonderful, great, all is well. 
 make waves: cause problems. 
 malarkey - nonsense. 
 mate - friend 
 max, to the : maximum. 
 mega: big. 
 megabucks: a large amount of money. 
 mellow: relaxed. 
 mickey-mouse: unimportant; time-wasting. 
 minger [offensive] - an unattractive person (usually female). 
 mongrel : despicable person 
 moonie [offensive!] - to show one's bottom (arse) to unsuspecting onlookers. 
 moose [offensive] - an ugly girl. 
 mozzie : mosquito 
 mug : a gullible person. 
 naff - something which is cheap and nasty. 
 naff off - a milder version off fu*k off. 
 nancy (nancy boy) - a homosexual. 
 nark - a police informer. 
 narked - to be annoyed. 
 neat: cool; great. 
 nick - to steal. 
 nipper - a small child. 
 no-hoper - somebody who'll never do well 
 nosh - food. 
 not cricket - not normal or correct. 
 not all there - someone who is stupid, not bright intellectually 
 not half! - cetainly, for sure. 
 not the full quid - someone who is stupid, not bright intellectually. 
 nuke (1): nuclear weapon. 
 nuke (2): destroy; delete. 
 nuke (3): cook something in the microwave oven. 
 nut (1): odd or crazy person. 
 nut (2): someone passionate about something. 
 nutter - crazy person. 
 nuts [slightly offensive]: testicles. 
 nutty - eccentric. 
 off your face - to be very drunk. 
 out of your tree - crazy, drunk or stoned. 
 pad: someone's home. 
 pants (1) - an exclamation of frustration. 
 pants (2) - bad or rubbish. 
 party: celebrate. 
 party animal: someone that loves parties. 
 paws: hands. 
 peanuts: very little money. 
 pee: to urinate. 
 pickled: drunk. 
 pig out: eat too much. 
 pigs ear: to make a mistake with something. 
 piss [slightly offensive] - to urinate. 
 pissed - drunk. 
 pissed (off): angry; upset. 
 piss-head - a habitual drinker or alcoholic. 
 piss-up - a big drinking session. 
 plank - an idiot. 
 plastered: drunk. 
 plonker - an idiot 
 pad: someone's home. 
 plonk (1) : cheap wine 
 plonk (2): sit down - as in "plonk your arse down there". 
 poop [offensive]: defecation; shit. 
 poop out: get tired and quit. 
 postie : postman 
 pot: marijuana. 
 prezzy : present, gift 
 pro - someone who's good at something; professional. 
 psycho: crazy person. 
 puke: vomit. 
 pumped (up): excited. 
 queer [slightly offensive] - a homosexual. 
 rabbit - talk. 
 racket (1): noise. 
 racket (2): an occupation. 
 racket (3): something that's dishonest or deceptive. 
 rat: a despicable person. 
 rat-arsed - drunk. 
 rear (end): buttocks. 
 (a) riot - something or someone very funny. 
 rip off (1): stealing. 
 rip off (2): fraud. 
 ripper : great, fantastic 
 rocking: great; excellent. 
 roll up - a hand rolled cigarette. 
 rosie lee - tea 
 rubbish: nonsense; not true. 
 ruck - a fight. 
 rug - wig, toupee. 
 rug rat: a child. 
 rum - odd, strange. 
 runs, the: diarrhoea. 
 scoff: to eat. 
 screw up: to make a mistake. 
 screw-up: a person who makes a mistake. 
 scum (offensive] - a despicable individual. 
 shades - sunglasses. 
 shag [slightly offensive] - to make love. 
 shagged-out - to feel tired. 
 shed-load - a huge amount. 
 shite - milder variation of the word shit. 
 shitfaced [slightly offensive] - very drunk. 
 shithead [slightly offensive]: a stupid, impolite person. 
 skint - to have no money 
 skosh - a little bit. 
 slapper [offensive] - a loose or easy woman. 
 smeghead - an idiot. 
 snog - to kiss 
 snookered: cheated, stuck. 
 solid (1): really good; cool. 
 solid (2): consecutive. 
 specs: eyeglasses. 
 split: to leave. 
 spunk [offensive] (1): semen 
 spunk (2): spirit. 
 spunk (3): an attractive man. 
 stoned: drunk from drugs or alcohol. 
 stunner - a very good looking woman. 
 street smart: knowledgeable about city life. 
 strewth : exclamation 
 (I'll be) stuffed : expression of surprise 
 suck: to be bad and unacceptable. 
 sunnies : sunglasses 
 swagman : tramp 
 sweet - excellent, cool. 
 ta - thanks. 
 tacky - something of poor taste or style. 
 tanked (up) - to get very drunk. 
 tea leaf - Rhyming Slang for thief. 
 telly - television. 
 thick as shit [offensive]- very stupid. 
 thick as two short planks [offensive] - very stupid. 
 thingo : Wadjamacallit, thingummy, whatsit, something you don't know the name of! 
 thou: thousand. 
 threads: clothing. 
 ticker (1): the heart. 
 ticker (2): a watch. 
 tiddly - slightly drunk. 
 toss-pot [slightly offensive] - idiot. 
 totally: really; completely. 
 to the max: maximum. 
 troll - an ugly girl. 
 (the) trots - diarrhoea. 
 trouble and strife - Rhyming Slang for 'wife'. 
 trout [offensive] - unattractive woman 
 turkey (1): failure; flop. 
 turkey (2): dumb person. 
 turn-off: something that repulses a person. 
 umpteen: many; countless. 
 up for it - to be willing to have a good time. 
 up the duff - to be pregnant. 
 Uncle Tom Cobley and all - a phrase meaning 'everyone'. 
 uptight: nervous; anxious. 
 veg out : relax in front of the TV (like a vegetable) 
 wad: a lot of money. 
 wanker - an idiot or an unpleasant person. 
 wasted: killed. 
 weed (1): marijuana. 
 weed (2): someone who is weak. 
 wheels: car; motorcycle. 
 whiz: someone who shows a special talent for something. 
 wicked - excellent, cool. 
 wimp: weak; feeble. 
 wimpy: weak. 
 wind up - to tease. 
 winks: sleep. 
 wuss : coward 
 x-rated - pornographic. 
 yabber : talk (a lot) 
 Yank: an American. 
 yob - a horrible or uncouth young man. 
 zeds - sleep. 
 zero - an unimportant person. 
 zilch - nothing 
 zip (1) -nothing. 
 zip (2) - energy; vigor. 
 zip it - shut up. 
 zit: pimple; acne.